- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

This is not a joke or is it

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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