- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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