- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

roses are red, violets are blue.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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