What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Z.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Swag.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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