Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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