- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

civil rights

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

i am and me is i

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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