How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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