BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

BOTTOM!!!

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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