Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Adele walks into the stables

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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hi

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Hahaha

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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