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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

im watching you..

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

your mom

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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