- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

LIFE :(

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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