- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

cliché rebecca black joke.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Womens' sports

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

A seal walks into a club.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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