Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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religion

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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captcha: all yer base

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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