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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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