- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

irish wristwatch JLR

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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