- Anti Joke

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Will nearis is here! Get it

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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