- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Samraj.

knock knock. come in.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Women's rights.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Cripples are lame.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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