- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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