Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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whats 2+2? math.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Anti Joke

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