How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

An Asian man fails a math test

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Justin Bieber got laid

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

your mom

dick dick dick... frogs

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

im watching you..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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