Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

crap!!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Health food.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what is racecar backwards in reverse

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops