okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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kesha is a virgin.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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what?

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Anti Joke

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