Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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I <3 Hitler

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Anti Joke

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