Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Whats 2+1? 2.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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