- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Mormons having fun.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

a fish swimming in the water swims

roses are red, violets are blue.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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