- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

If you were a cactus, why?

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

your mom

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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