What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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