kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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nice tits.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Are you a tree

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Daym im romantic

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Anti Joke

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