What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Are you a tree

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Daym im romantic

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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