Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

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