- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Black People.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

tee hee

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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