Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Y u do dis?

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sharks

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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