- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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