why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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