billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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420

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Swag.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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