- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

honest politician

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

what do u call a black person by his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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