why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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John Stamos.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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