- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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