What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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an athiest walks into a church

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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A man... walks.

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I like your hair

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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