Sac

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Pinus Testicles

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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knock knock piss off

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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