An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Justin Bieber

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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