- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

whats 2+2? math.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Knock knock. Is someone there?

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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