- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

pickle juice?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

melon

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

whats your name? bumder:)

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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