Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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