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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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