2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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