What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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