what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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