Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

I hate black people. Because their black.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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