You are Nerochan right?

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Worst joke ever

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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This is a joke setup.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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