- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

YEAH THEY DO.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

spell backwards: taco cat

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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