- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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