Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Stephen Walking.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Nicolas Cage

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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