- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Hearpin my durp

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

im black

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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