Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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