Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Yeah right loser!

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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