What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Im cute hehehee

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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